You can argue all you want about banning the deadly gun
But you are wrong you know.
I can tell you that the gun is not the number one
Debate with me for a minute and see if it isn’t so.
I
have come to believe that the most dangerous weapon on the face of the earth is
the knife.
Well…
maybe it’s the knife when coupled with the fork
No,
actually that’s not quite right
It’s
the spoon when wielded in the middle of the night
You
can say the gun and the drive by
I
say the fork and the French fry
You
talk about the automatic weapon and armed robbery
Tell
me about the gun hidden in the closet for little fingers to find
And
I’ll show you a Lady with a Big Mac and an even bigger behind
You
can bring up the fatal shot from a hunter very reckless
But
what about road rage, overwork, and on the job stress
With
a gun someone could hijack your plane, auto, or sea going vessel
I
know, I know… Saturday Night Specials should be banned
But
what about making Saturday Night Special
and
removing the keys in a drunk drivers hand
Don’t
get mad and shake your fist
The
gun is bad, but just as surely as a gamblers bet
The
gun is way down on the list
In
a place just below the cigarette
The
Gun Gets all the publicity and mostly all the fame
But
in the end, I hope that you agree
That
the last thing we need to do is blame
A
“THING” instead of you and me
mikeb